About

My name is Jazlyn Beltre and I am a sophomore at C.W. Post University.

I like to think of myself as a realist.

I can be very short with people.

Clowns don’t scare me, people with too much plastic surgery do.

I think squirrels are possessed.

I am a firm believer in Karma.

I always say sorry to my car whenever I hit a pot-hole.And if it’s a deep one, I rub the dashboard.

What makes me qualified to give you advice? Lets just say I’ve been through the ringer. I’ve learned a lot from just picking myself up from my falls instead of crying like a big fat annoying baby. Still learning though, so bear with me.

Now a days people are so protected. Whether it be by parents shielding you, or you’re friends sugar-coating the truth. It’s time to hear the truth the way it was meant to be heard, blunt and to the point. It’s life’s complications, simplified.